• Friday, April 19, 2024
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Soyinka counsels airlines on tackling seat identification controversy

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Wole Soyinka, Nobel laureate, has urged airlines to be more creative in tackling wrong identification of seat numbers by passengers.

Soyinka an activist, said airlines could consider imposing fine on passengers who take the wrong seat on boarding, while such funds could be used to promote their humanitarian activities.

He further advised aviation companies to seek creative ways of tackling the issue, stressing that he was willing to consolidate the error in any form if he is caught in the act.

According to him, “I don’t know how much airlines succeed in raising for their charity drives through those envelopes they distribute to passengers into which their captive donors are exhorted to deposit their loose change before disembarking.

“Such monies are then distributed to worthy causes all over the world, especially in the pursuit of health. What I am convinced of is that they would generate a hundred times more if they were more creative.

“For instance, they could impose a fine on passengers who take the wrong seat on boarding, even for a second. One can only rejoice in the thought of such benefits to humanity in its efforts to eradicate all kinds of diseases, especially malnutrition, and ensure the supply of nutrients that prevent the premature onset of brain impairment.

“Those who permit themselves to be persuaded, even for one second that I, Wole Soyinka, having wrongly identified a seat number like millions of travellers all the time, and all over the world, would then attempt to consolidate the error in any form, through act, word, or gesture, qualify to be the first beneficiaries of this vastly improved humanitarian policy.”

 

Iniobong Iwok