J.K. Randle super Trump towers

Kleinbard is a former Chief of Staff at the Joint Committee on Taxation and he may have unwittingly provoked the following BREAKING NEWS from Russia to divert attention from Trump’s tax return:

Healdline:   Putin says he has proof princess Diana was killed by British Royal Family

 

“Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a call-to-action to the people of Britain, saying that following the murder of their beloved Princess Diana 20 years ago, the country must prosecute the Royal family after conclusive proof has emerged that they were responsible for her assassination.

During a solemn Christmas luncheon at the Kremlin, Putin accused Queen Elizabeth, the late Queen Mother, Prince Philip, and Prince Charles of arranging the murder of Princess Diana via MI6 agents in Paris. He says that after speaking with Elton John on the telephone last month, he was privy to irrefutable evidence that the royal family had blood on their hands.

During an informal and reflective speech, Putin told a select group of colleagues and esteemed state-approved journalists that Diana’s brutal assassination brought him unfathomably to tears at the time in 1997, and that he knew deep down that her death was due to foul-play.

Putin, who vows to destroy the Illuminati in 2016, said that the late great Princess Diana was a thorn in the side of the corrupt British establishment, and served as a constant threat to their existence due to the fact she knew way too much about what the illuminati had in store for humanity.

Holding back the tears, Putin stood up at the table with a glass of Vodka raised, and proclaimed:

“She was about to go on the world’s stage and tell a very shocking truth”, he told the crowd who hadjust finished their blini appetiser.

“And now, friends, I know this truth and I am prepared to let the world know too,” he warned, before slamming the drink back.

He continued, “That person sitting in Buckingham palace isn’t some innocent wrinkly old monkey. She’s evil incarnate. The whole rotten family needs to be abolished”.

According to one of the journalists present, the crowd erupted into spontaneous applause at the man they have affectionately dubbed ‘The Illuminati Killer’ in Moscow.”

It is very much to the credit of the retired partners of KPMG that although they had privileged access to President Trump’s tax returns, they remained faithful to the ethics of their profession and ensured that the documents were treated with utmost confidentiality.

However, in response to immense media and congressional pressure “XKPMG” issued the following statement:

“We are at a loss to comprehend all the fuss over meetings between candidate Mr. Donald J. Trump or his aides with Mr. Sergey Kislyakwho has been the Ambassador of the Russia to the United States of America for over eleven years.  The press cannot claim ignorance of the fact that going back to the days of the Soviet Union which collapsed in 1991 the real Russian Ambassador is never the guy in the back seat of the limousine.  The boss is the chauffeur who wears a uniform as the perfect disguise and orders the guy at the back regarding who to meet and where as well as what to say.  Niet ?”

Thereafter, the retired partners of KPMG have been taken to task by Saturday Night Live”; “The Tonight Show”; “Good Morning America” “The View”; “Fox and Friends”;“The O’Reilly Factor”; “The Daily Show” and virtually every major show on U.S. networks – NBC; Fox News; CBS and ABC.

This has afforded them the opportunity to properly educate the American public – Republicans and Democrats alike as well as those transgender politicians, that Trump’s deals were not with Russian oligarchs.  Rather Donald Trump has been preaching and practising global capitalism whereby he is determined to ensure that during his tenure as the 44th President of the United States of America, forty-four new Trump Towers would be launched in major cities all over the world – starting with J.K. Randle Super Trump Towers, Onikan, Lagos, Nigeria.

The Towers will surpass Burj Al Arab in Dubai as the tallest building in the world.  The concept and design are still under wraps but Julien Assange of Wikileaks and Edward Snowden the fugitive CIA consultant have conspired to leak photographs of the Towers’ magnificent vast rooftop nineteen-holes golf course; the serene and exotic “Love Garden” with 24-hour classical music; and the Olympic-size swimming pool as well as world class tennis (championship) courts.  The centre-piece of the Towers is the duplication of the “Twisted Carbon – Eating Building” which was recently featured on CNN and Al Jazeera by the enterprising Melissa Hassett.  The report should leave us salivating:

“Paris-based architect Vincent Callebaut wants his buildings to be more than your average tower block.  His vision is ambitious: create an energy-saving, carbon-absorbing civilisation to fight global warming.

“I want to give hope for a better tomorrow,” he says.

One of his eco-friendly ideas is taking root right now in Taipei, Taiwan’s capital city.  When Tao Zhu Yin Yuan – meaning “The Retreat of Tao Zhu” – is completed in September 2017, the residential complex will be covered in 23,000 trees and shrubs.

While Callebaut likens the building to an urban forest, its appearance is actually modelled after a strand of DNA – a double helix twisting 90-degrees from base to top.

If all goes to plan, Callebaut says the plants will absorb 130 tons of carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions each year – the equivalent of around 27 cars.

Taiwan as a whole produced more than 250 million tons of CO2 in 2014, according to the International Energy Agency.  Callebaut admits it is a small step, but insists it’s “a big leap (against) global warming.”

“The tower presents a pioneer concept of sustainable residential eco-construction that aims at limiting the ecological footprint of its inhabitants,” Callebaut explains.

The 21-story apartment complex builds in ways for residents to reduce their energy consumption.  The design utilizes natural lighting and ventilation.  It also includes rainwater recycling and rooftop solar panels.

 

Callebaut has been behind several notable eco-concepts over the years, from a floating garden designed to clean European rivers to underwater skyscrapers created from ocean garbage.  He has planned a 132-storey urban farm for New York City, and an ambitious project to transform Paris from the City of Light into a green smart city by 2050.

“Outlandish and futuristic as they may seem,” Callebaut says, “the core of all my designs is an attempt to address the real threat that cities pose for humankind and our ecological balance.”

 

As if determined to guarantee its place as the tenth wonder of the world, the J.K. Randle Super Trump Towers will also feature the latest offering by an architectural genius.  In order to pre-empt Julien Assange and Edward Snowden, CNN’s Dong Criss has whetted our appetite with his brilliant documentary on:

“The world’s first rotating skyscraper”

It’s the brainchild of architect David Fisher of Dynamic Architecture.

Fisher envisions an 80-storey, 1,273-foot tower in Dubai with floors that can rotate 360 degrees in both directions.  He said he got the idea for a rotating tower that continuously changes shape more than a decade ago while staring out of the Olympic Tower in New York.

“I noticed that from a certain spot you could see the East River and the Hudson River, both sides of Manhattan,” he said on Dynamic Architecture’s website.  “That is when I thought to myself: “Why don’t we rotate the entire floor:  That way, everybody can see the East River and the Hudson River, as well as Saint Patrick’s Cathedral!”

 

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